so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
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She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
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I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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