If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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