What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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