so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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