I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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