was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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