if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Randomize