i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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