Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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