Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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