dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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