i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
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Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
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I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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