i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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