have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
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She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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