So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
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I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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