She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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