508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
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Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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