Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
