i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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