So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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