If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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