Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
