if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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