you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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