I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
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Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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