I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
it was like eating out sand paper
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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