The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
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