You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
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So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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