My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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