how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
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what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
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So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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