i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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