Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Randomize