Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
you mean i was at the winter classic?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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