I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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