My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
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drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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