Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
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Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Randomize