you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
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Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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