She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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