She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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