If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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