you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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