I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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