Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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