But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
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do herpes really smell.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
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Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
True strength comes from lack of pants
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