Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
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idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
How does it feel to date your dad?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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