Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
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Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
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My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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