he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...