so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"