I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I am naked and annoyed.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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