Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
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I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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