margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
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I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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