Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
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why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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