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Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
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I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
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