today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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