I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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