just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Couch. On fire.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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