Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Also, beer. Big fan.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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