There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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