I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
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My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
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